Library:Purim Cabaret 2004

Beauty Contestant 2 - sung to Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B
Ken Klein

You don't have many chances when you're from the steppes
Those guys have no ambition, they're a bunch a schleppes
I knew I'd end up with some lout
So when I got the opportunity, you bet I checked out
I'm in the contest now, ya gotta dig the scene
I'm the rural from the Urals who might make it to queen!

The contest's just for virgins so it made some sense
For me to fudge a little 'bout my experience
I may have been a small town girl
But then I joined the army and I saw the world
I'm in the contest now, ya gotta dig the scene
I'm the rural from the Urals who might make it to queen!

Oh! I was small and dainty a long time ago
My virtue, oh so pure, just life the driven snow
But when I found these hips were gifted,
I guess I did a turnaround, and like the snow I just drifted
In the contest now, ya gotta dig the scene
I'm the rural from the Urals who might make it to queen!

Beauty Contestant 2 Copyright © 2004 by Ken Klein

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