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Library:Purim Cabaret 2004

All Contestants and Judges - sung to part of When I Was A Lad from H.M.S. Pinafore
Ken Klein

Contestants
For motherhood and apple pie
Are exactly what we exemplify
And all agree we've been imbued
With a version of that Persian pleasing pulchritude
Judges
For motherhood and apple pie
Are exactly what they exemplify
And all agree they've been imbued
With a version of that Persian pleasing pulchritude
Contestants
We've done our best to arouse your lust
(Esther) With my giggles,
(Cont. #1) and my wiggles,
(Cont. #2) and my ample bust,
(All) And so dear judges it is up to thee
Get that oriental potentate to marry me!
Judges
They've done their best to arouse our lust
With their giggles, and their wiggles and her ample bust
And soon as judges we'll be on the run
Get that oriental potentate to marry one!

All Contestants with Judges Copyright © 2004 by Ken Klein

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